The Apocalyptic Battle of the Dumpster of Our People Before the Gates of Kaplan College Berkeley, Holy Saturday 2017
“Then shall he strip his sleeve and show his tats, And say ‘this ink I had on Saturday’” -not Henry V
In Berkeley, tumult; a protestor screams: “They have opened the dumpster, and taken away My Antifi poster of Cosmic Peace – I’m going to **** someone! Death to Fascists!”
A Trumpi throws a traffic cone in love Of the Constitution, and rallies then The Go-Pro squaddies of the ball-capped cause And bravely cries “To the dumpster, young heroes!”
And there upon that garbage barricade - Oh, my children, history was not made