sauntry and sultry, a fraudulent check written in a moment of disclarity. if you've got a bridge to sell I'm buying. I've got stakes on this land, broken with till, seeded with pain, nourished with blood, razed, salted, travesty, and sown again. a faulty playpen snaps shut on a toddler, a man trips over his Pekingese and puts his hand in his brand new 20% off buy two get one blendtec brand blender, showering his mother in law with shards of wrist bone and strips of lacerated flesh. this is my foot. these are my fingers, broken, distal, intermediate, and proximal phalanges. these are the carpal and metacarpals. I am a Spartan of a shitshack. I was trained in the wicked art of long arduous bowel movements. squeeze one out for the ones you love. in some small musty room in new York city there is a cocknballs paying $200 to get ****** on by a wombwalker and thinking about his ****** Pekingese. you know its true. don't try to think too hard about it or you might lose an eye.