there's actually a laughing gas epidemic in this little corner of england... it might have died out, but... there was a time when you could have picked up these enigmatic "******" bullet-sized metal "containers"... they were lining the streets, thrown out of cars, or whatever... i had to ask this drunkard schizosphernic what they were when i presented the example to him... all he said was: 'laughing gas.' apparently there are places in the world where syringes and ****** are the problem... where i'm from... the solution is apparently laughing gas... i am the most loud-mouthed laughing person around here, so i figured: am i really that inspirational? i'm still the only person found laughing around here... but i could have told them that: i once inhaled a balloon containing "laughing gas" in a club in edinburgh... for some reason i didn't exactly laugh... it was placebo... fake, ******* gave me fake... i was expecting the old testimony of patients in dentistry... like that myth of tying a string around the tooth that gave you aching pain and then tying the other end of the string to a door... and then opening the door and the tooth being pulled out... ****... why not? hades? zeus? the minotaur?! hercules?! o.k., we have achilles and we have homer... and we also have hesiod, ovid and horace. but around here... it's not glasgow, it's not ****** and syringes that's the problem... it's these ****** rifle bullet sized canisters of people inhaling laughing gas... let's just say that history of what was and isn't, but what really was can be translated to literally applicable via metaphor... -osis... it was 2016 and these ******-rifle sized "bullets" were really found on the streets... like i "said", it's not glasgow... then again laughing gas in edinburgh was placebo... and i too thought that the middle-class ******* from england would prescribe me something efficient during a night-out; evidently they didn't. they diluted that **** like they diluted absinthe to the point that you don't really hallucinate from the wormwood that's missing in the 21st century translation... ****... who was it? ginsberg! yeah, he was on laughing gas once... took it for recreational purposes... absinthe these days is just shrek *****... double the strength and not much else... drank it a few times... ok... envy sambuca given the liquid rice... liquorice / lee-co reesh. it's true though, a year apart from when i'm writing this "article", these streets were peppered by these ******-rifle-bullet-imitation canisters... and as my sources claimed... laughing gas canisters... imagine a laughing gas epidemic... what the hell do you do with it? how do you begin treating laughter as a disease? is it like sydenham's chorea? or is it some sort of symptom of engaging in kuru? and then the jack sparrow comic entrance? it was, don't know if it is: but i certainly know it was laughing gas that caused this uproar in the english county of essex.