We have watched for years
as you hid behind the shadow of yourself,
presenting first the gentle friend,
then jerking the curtain aside
to reveal the specter
of the soul ******* Vampire Squid.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde,
locked in mortal combat
for the hand of Frankenstein’s bride.
Spin the wheel and roll the dice,
the lizard brain loves a wild salacious ride.