My inner child yells at me playfully Hey did you go off and forget about me I have been sitting here all week While you were away at work While you were brushing your teeth Pushing those buttons or falling asleep Why would you go out and forget about me I reply in kind that I had not forgotten him Life has become faster and faster than I am able to keep up with So there are thing I have to sacrifice He pouts a bit and sob but why Why I sigh because I am a man And as a man I must do what I can To make the world a better and safer place For everyone in the whole human race This means that work must be done Before we make time for fun Again he pouts and sob but why Why because no matter how hard I try There is always more that need doing If I am going to get the promotion I must be a shoe win What is a shoe win he says with a laughing grin I meant to say a sure thing But we both get distracted because itβs so nice outside