You: Text book Manic Pixie Dreamgirl, all blonde hair, blue eyes, and have you heard this song yet? You call blood pomegranate sludge, and tattoo your toes with safety pins and spoiled ink. Your freckles are corks, we understand, and your pain outweighs your grief. You once found solace at the bottom of a bottle, now it lies crumpled in a lover's hand. Bad kids! We were, but never bad enough for you. Not twenty-five miles per hour, beer in hand, the sun is setting, we might not last till morning, but we'll go on driving anyway, bad. You are cross-country dazzling, where-will-she-go-next? Paint brush lusting, vintage sweater. You have spark plugs in your ears.