I grow old when I have to, young, when I want to. I go to reality school with Sandman, Cupid and Tooth Fairy. I spin spiderwebs when I’m bored and sell them off to art houses. I run a theater in my attic and put the actors away when I’ve guests. I deliver single mothers’ babies on Sundays and name them after my lost lovers. I trap sunlight in a fishing net, powder it, mix it with rock phosphate, alfalfa and feed it to plants in the cities. I read moods through people’s lips and tune the piece of sky overhead to shades of blue, and seldom white. I put salt in tears, sugar in kisses, and pepper…to make you sneeze. I run into the atmosphere to dig out precious little oddities lost in time - like dainty coins dropt out of butter fingers, gift-wrapped kisses flown towards heedless lovers, paper rockets cut out of vintage tabloids, and words – all made of gold. I send them by post to girls with broken hearts, with a charming story attached to each curio, as **things lost and found have a way of restoring faith.