The ski outing

Went on a school trip inland I hated it we were skiing
I fell, in the ******* snow it was no joy the other boys,
laughed I would never forgive any of them.
My mother had given me some sarnies with cheese ate them before we arrived and later was sick of hunger
.
The ski fastening didn't fit, gave me ulcer on my left heel
I took the ****** ski off and hid them behind a hut
The teacher came he demanded I find ski and put them on
I refused and told him to get lost.

I was sent to sit on the bus it was icy with engine off, God
I despised every blasted moment of this, I'm not a team player and
don't find snow fun it is not a woolly blanket.
The other boys also came had frostbites and cried we left
the snowy hell, the bus now warm was I was human again
and plotted my revenge.