1. Donald John Trump Just sits on his **** As his deplorables feast On whatever he tweets
2. Donald John Trump Is wicked and plump But not nice and fat Just more an ******
3. Donald John Trump Has a **** that's a stump Women won't take him to bed So he grabs their ******* instead
4. Donald John Trump Owns a golden sewage pump Except it can't keep pace With all the **** from his face
5. Donald John Trump Is a cancerous lump On America's nose That really must go
6. Donald John Trump Never gets a fist bump His hands are so small We can't find them at all
7. Donald John Trump Is a foul putrid clump Who makes us quite sick Bragging about the size of his ****
8. Donald John Trump Really likes to **** Women without their consent And he'll never repent
9. Donald John Trump Is a mean old grump Who tells people they're stupid But we know who the fool is
10. Donald John Trump It'd be best if he jumped From the top of his tower Since he's always so glower
11. Donald John Trump Is a dim witted chump Whose head is quite large Though Russia put him charge
12. Donald John Trump Likes to take a dump On hookers while snorting blow Many people are saying so
13. Donald John Trump Is in a terrible slump He can't even enjoy his throne Because the press won't leave him alone
14. Donald John Trump Only wants to flump In a chair with women kneeling After a long hard day of stealing
15. Donald John Trump His voice makes a crump Like the sound of an engine Or last breath of a dying pigeon
16. Donald John Trump Would never date a frump Just nines and tens Preferably ones who're quite dim
17. Donald John Trump Has just a cold swampy sump But unlike humans no heart in his chest He still says it's the best
18. Donald John Trump Is a clownish orange schlump Who said he'd make America great But just stoked up a lot of hate
19. Donald John Trump Always gives a nasty thump To anyone who disagrees Or gives facts to counter lies he believes
A clerihew (pronunciation: /ˈklɛrᵻhjuː/) is a whimsical, four-line biographical poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. The first line is the name of the poem's subject, usually a famous person put in an absurd light, or revealing something unknown and/or spurious about them. The rhyme scheme is AABB, and the rhymes are often forced. The line length and metre are irregular. (Wikipedia)