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Jan 2017
i never understood the concept of
intellectual *******,
coming from people with more than three
children.
personally i found it more economic
to sell the theory of relativity
than i cared to see three *****
   telling red from blue apart...
  the concept of intellectual *******
had me lost...
             i could only understand the worth
of ******* intellectually
had i the capacity to breed 3 or more children...
i found that intellectual ******* always
existed in people who had the capacity to breed
  Irish families... and did so... without discouragement...
inclusive of some ulterior prompt,
or some Amazonian whim.
or a potato famine.
        as paddy always does: move to the whimsical
care for strata.
      intellectual ******* only makes sense
if you come from large investment familial circles...
   or rabbit libido. who cares?!
none of them will ever build a Coliseum
what's the bother? a pint of Guinness?! why, i can pass
that one modern bother...
   i rather ******* intellectually,
than fulfil my biological obligation of a catholic
family... paddy oats.
        what do you get when you scratch a potato
long enough?
                                CHIPS!
                   squatter mckenzies! limp *****!
               kilt prone! chequers & cheese!
                        cheap joke... ha ha... hmm ha:
you got to load up on the romance
to **** off what's never bound to be funny.
Mateuš Conrad
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Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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