There's something in the pizza, I thought as I could feel the mechanics of my jaw compress the wet paper ball caught in my throat - "Your best days are behind you," I heard through a cup against the wall - I'm 27 - how could this be possible? Yesterday I had a birthday party and no one showed up. I didn't know I was supposed to invite them. I didn't know it was a party. I didn't realize I was invited. Had I known, I would have declined.