What to do When the floor you call home And the walls that shield you From zones of discomfort Crumble like the Dow On Black Friday, Casting you downtown in every state, Under the bridge Near city hall With 2 swollen duffel bags And a story to tell?
It was supposed to be a best-seller Well-researched and crafted; Tailor-made for PC With royalties to match.
But there was a catch, A devilish twist Dished by the ghost-writer With a blond toupee.
His profile was subpar But he had 4 stars, A million followers, And 10 buckets ofΒ Β crow.
So like a scripted clone You swallowed the pill, A placebo.
Now he's got the power To write you off Like taxes Or health insurance premiums.
You'd better stay well Bubba, Cause that pre-existing *** ticker Means you'll be fully covered By remorse,