Hello, whale, yes, you there wallowing and swallowing crustaceans with all your calliousity and my insatiable curiosity.
What a laugh that calf of yours was when it frolicked up to us diverse divers wanting to be survivors of its childlike impetuosity and eighteen foot preposterous, gargantuan monstrosity.
When you rose up underneath us I thought you were going to eat us. You scared me, whale, when you flicked us with your tail - the one you splinter yachts with when you act as Davey Jones' locksmith.
Of course, I retired then from my dive-in on leviathan, happy to survive your forty-five tonne introduction.
Then you glided into gloom and sang your eerie song about your alien, baleen life in vast, mysterious, deep areas of oceans.
Good luck along the whale's road, you mighty minstrel, you diva of the deep. This diver hopes all humans and harpoons will spare you and you can share your song again. God speed, whale.