The invisible man
The invisible man
He often goes unnoticed
The best disguise in the land

He can not get a sunburn
He can not get a tan
He's rarely ever thought of
Often has no dinner plans

He can be very elusive
His skills are heavy in demand
His credentials are impressive
Even worked for Uncle Sam

No one knows his story
Or how and when it all began
His laughter is contagious
Bottled lightning in a can

No one knows his true identity
It's been claimed to be a scam
The truth is very clear to see
Now I've told you all I can

His location is a secret
His whereabouts unknown
He enjoys the company of others
But mostly prefers his own

Despite his see through nature
He's complex and deep in thought
Always worrying about this and that
But mostly worried he'll be caught

His existence fascinating
To a multitude of men
To harness all his power
They'd do anything they can

So he must be cautious
Quiet and discrete
His characters in question
But the evidence is week

They once cornered him in an alley
A trap that someone planned
But I know he made it out ok
Because I am none other than....

The invisible man.