You know kids laugh
at simple things, innocent
and a world before care and
worry
and so let’s laugh awhile here
with the kids
1
What color is a burp?
Hey, it’s burple!
2
What jam can’t you eat?
Hey, you can’t eat traffic jam, can you?
3
OK…the bird laid 100 eggs…
Guess what she said just after?
Hey, she said: Oh boy! – I’m egghausted!
4
Now what do you give
your neighbor’s dog if it keeps barking all night?
Well, give it a Barking Ticket!
5
And a duck goes out to eat
And what does it get after it eats?
Hey – what else? It gets a bill!
And so did you laugh with the kids?
good….
next time on our program
we’ll laugh with
grandma and grandpa;
bring your own dentures