You know kids laugh at simple things, innocent and a world before care and worry and so let’s laugh awhile here with the kids
1 What color is a burp?
Hey, it’s burple!
2 What jam can’t you eat?
Hey, you can’t eat traffic jam, can you?
3 OK…the bird laid 100 eggs… Guess what she said just after?
Hey, she said: Oh boy! – I’m egghausted!
4 Now what do you give your neighbor’s dog if it keeps barking all night?
Well, give it a Barking Ticket!
5 And a duck goes out to eat And what does it get after it eats?
Hey – what else? It gets a bill!
And so did you laugh with the kids? good…. next time on our program we’ll laugh with grandma and grandpa; *bring your own dentures
...the 5 jokes in the above poem are not mine...but you might like to praise me for the way I've strung them all into a poem, for reviving them in fun verse...most important, just laugh with us grown-up poet kids...