I recall from some time ago a pink plastic tea set a white plastic rocking chair and a yellow plastic pony with blue plastic hair, which was impossible to untangle except for with the green plastic brush that belonged to my blonde barbie doll out of her plastic vanity cabinet beneath her plastic vanity mirror, which she checked her makeup in before meeting her plastic boyfriend in his plastic van to go to a plastic diner that served plastic pizza, which was really just a sticker on a tiny plastic plate that would get lost in the bottom of my plastic toybox, which had a plastic lid that was also my sailboat that brought me to a plastic castle with a plastic princess who had the prettiest plastic eyes and the most elaborate plastic dress and the shiniest plastic crown, which was the envy of all the plastic women in the entire plastic kingdom, which was really just a plastic castle surrounded by an enchanted plastic forest filled with furry plastic creatures all atop a clear plastic box, which held the plastic dishes and plastic glasses and plastic food in case a feast should be thrown for an unexpected plastic guest from a plastic kingdom in the far east, which was really just a plastic plate placed on the plastic-coated windowsill, from which I would peer into the blue sky through broken plastic binoculars while standing on a yellow and green plastic step stool, which when turned upside down became not simply a make-shift plastic sailboat, but a glorious, luxury plastic cruise liner for my pretty plastic dolls
and I would board my toybox lid and we would sail into a perfect plastic horizon
which was really just a white plastic baby gate that kept me from tumbling into the world downstairs where things are wooden and glass and cloth but not plastic
for plastic is synthetic and plastic is superficial and plastic looks bad against gilded wallpaper
but plastic is cheaper and plastic is safer and plastic is durable and childhood is plastic