I ask you Most Intelligent Reader, expecting an answer: What do a rabbit and a hawk have in common?
I expect an answer from you Most Intelligent Reader But I expect it to be wrong so I shall tell you the answer to the question: What do a rabbit and a hawk have in common? The answer: They both live underground, except for the hawk
I bet you didn't know the answer, dear intelligent reader
....based on an existing anti-joke...I take credit for reviving it in verse...