1.Ditch your friend. Bring me instead.

2. I love you with all my heart. Thank you.

3. I don't give two cents about things that intrigue you. I fancy you a lot but I'd rather choke on glass than having to deal with whatever character we're playing out as. Don't bother my "Are you okay?" Instead, flush it down the toilet. You don't deserve my concern.

4. I need to see you to talk to you.

5. No. I'm busy dwelling in despair. I don't want to hang out with you, at least not in the mean time.

6. Boo Hoo that *****. Vast vocabulary is not your thing? If that's the case, then expect me not talking to you because my intricacy might provoke your alter ego.

7. **** I look good but ****, I didn't expect you to be so obsessed with me? What was that? I managed to convince you that your head is nicely embroidered by misogyny and that I've always been the ephemeral concept to see so much as something to romanticise and make art out of.

8. I'm sorry but it may take me some time to write it.

9. Have you listened to the song I suggested or are you basically trying to avoid listening to it by suggesting me songs that you like because if that's the case then I'm not interested, unless you adhere to my order.

10. I'm sorry :/