I, the Alpha Male Since Trump I’m an alpha male a No longer pretend To like feminine causes Soap operas and Side with female lead, Poor woman her husband who Drinks beer and comes Home late Demanding hot food I will secretly Admire him we are both Alpha males After lunch, she can do The dishes I will drive out late at night Go to night clubs Dance all night outside Inside is too expensive She can do her shopping Alone with my card Not bother me with colours And ****** shoes And other trivial things It is so liberating to be myself again