Once you told me that I was like an Ice queen. When I pointed out to you that ice queens were usually blonde you said, "Okay then. You look like a wax doll. The kind your mother puts up on a shelf in your room and tells you not to touch. One that stares out at you, with imperious, unsentimental eyes and an air of unpredictability. One that you take down off of the shelf when your mom isn't home and hide in the basement in the back of a closet and have nightmares about. Is that better?" It was.