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A duck can drink and walk but can he catch a fish and fly we're about to find out after getting drunk that night he stumbled inside a police station full of cops the duck started slurring his words blacked out with his butt in the air he was so drunk the fish was in the other end the police are puzzled what to do so they stuck him in a zoo until the duck starts acting like a duck

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michael-hill

Powell river

Published: Oct 26, 2016
LinesWords: 1580

Notes: i suck at humor so let me know if you think this is funny
Tags: #funny #laugh #humor #fish #police #ass #duck #cops #butt #druk

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