This is a story About the daughters of a particular man Built from lack of affection and perpetual hate Down, the ground up he wasn't one many could stand
He was allowed six daughters though By a wife who had more sense than he One was given the throw And the others had to stay with him and cope to be
He swung, flung and carried on The girls struck with staying close His only wish was to have a son But nature never agreed, he was only offered a pink hose
And so he took out his frustrations His aggravations Punched, kicked and scolded his way through years The children forced to stitch and oil the rusty gears
Soon, soon The man became sick The wife stuck, glued to his side The daughters out in the world, the confusion thick
As he died, with an attempt at atonement A hopeless cry for mercy to his loves Suddenly present at his previously cancelled appointment And the girls, his doves Stayed close and kissed and hugged Their brains washed and permanently infected with the evil bug