Widgets and gadgets gizmos and apps. Whatever happened to cause the collapse of my simple world? What happened to the simple pleasures? The joy of simply living; the joy of simply loving? All consigned to the limbo of a thousand electronic gizmos.
I used to love a lass. I gave her all I had in time and space and multiple delights. But it is not enough to satisfy her nights. Without apps she snaps. That ***** needs her gizmo. Without widgets she fidgets. She must have her gadgets.