I'm glad I have a friend like you

you always know the right thing to say
when i'm feeling down

I'm so happy that we met

You do the silliest thing
and always make me laugh
even when I don't think that I can

A friend like you is one in a million

we talk about any and everything
even though i'm 2,000 miles away

You're my best friend.

I don't know what I would do without you
you keep me sane and crazy all at once.

You're one of the most average people I know

We are average together
my Russian comrade
I don't know what I would do if I didn't have you

Not to get all mushy, but I love you buddy.
Stay average forever!