Sitting on the cold grass today makes my stomach hurt. The sun that would normally warm and greet my dreary disposition only keeps the wind at bay long enough to play the jacket game:
Pulling the sleeves of my royal blue petticoat with ******* buttons, onto my arms, shimmying it until the collar rests at my neck, as a makeshift cheaper Snuggie.
Then as the sun peeks out from behind the clouds, warming the ground, I'm shuffling off the rolled up blue sleeves, pushing the jacket into a heap at my feet.