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Sep 2016
oh it doesn't matter because there's a banana peel on the floor
if you don't watch out you're gonna slip
it's going to feel good when your buttox hits the floor
and the cat eats your tongue

i'm hungry and you're right here so let me take my clothes off
oh wait no they're fine but i am going to the bathroom afterward

how much are these?

it's a **** shame people don't use pennies anymore
especially when we made a promise to abraham

lincoln laughs
i wanna hear the things
the whole jingle

that would be awful
to throw away the whole penny
oh man
it's like not drinking any ***** at the nice restaurant

oh well i like wine anyway

i don't know why they are still stumbling
i told them to hide the wallet
but now we're in a whole new neighborhood
that's gotta count for something, right?

where are you going?
out to the driveway to grab the other one

ok let's get rid of our dressing room
let's get rid of everything
palm trees

they don't look like me?
would you like to come with us>
awesome
so what happened

i'm good

hold on i'm thinking about doing this laundry
i left the packaging on the plastic dolphin
it's hot out here

we arrived
close your eyes
it hurts you when you have expenses

don't revert
turn it off
i did

but i can make an opinion
Written by
alavandala
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