he just got married
Day one
he brought
one dozen of green apples
she shouted
why you bought full
of green apples?

Days  two
he brought
one dozen of red apples
she shouted again
why you bought only red apples??

Day three
he was sensible
brought 6 green apples
and 6 red apples
this time she screamed
don't you have sense???
every day
you are buying only apples
...............
oh,
those women's!!!