His beautiful face, Orange and pink, His self esteem will never shrink. He loves America, He likes Canada…kinda Doesn't doesn't talk about Russia, But he hates China. Be careful of him, He'll **** us all, If you ask about immigration “WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL!” Loves to shout, always hollers, Only way to shut him up is a small loan of a million dollars. Thinks he's charming,he loves himself, If he was a trophy,he’d be all over his shelf. Has a crooked smile, sounds like a yeti, Just look at his hair,looks like spaghetti! Running for president,we need sheer luck, Because we dont know what will come out of Mr.Ugly Duck.