Don’t talk to me, I’m not in the mood

I’m tired, I feel sick, I have gone off my food

I have got heart burn, piles and I’ve got a sore back

Don’t argue with me, I won’t cut you any slack

I have got big, black bags, under my eyes

I look like I have eaten to many pies

I have stretchmarks, I look like a frigging map

The baby kicks me in the ribs when I'm trying to take a nap

I'm forever hot, I forever sweat

My ******* leak, my tops always wet

When I walk, I puff and I pant

I can’t wait to have this baby, I hate being Pregnant