Call me cruel,
Call me rude,
Call me hateful,
But some days,
I hear you in the hallway,
Read your words on the computer,
Am immersed in your obnoxious conversation,
And it takes
Every.
Single.
Ounce.
Of. My. Being.
To not turn around,
Type back,
Yell over your voice,
And tell you how extremely,
Completely,
Utterly,
Stupid
You sound.