*******!
i've been looking for the
thousandth time over
the past three years
for this song! it was a regular
staple on the radio,
now i look like a redneck
having only chastised myself
with the names to be
kept aligned with a museum
memorisation tagging -
or as one says: CHIN CHOW MITTY TOWN
CHEAP TICKLISH,
or the variation of: HONG HI
WONKY PARA BELLA MA(H)'DE(H) ADRIFT;
cos it was never going to be
gig funny, funny enough
for a Reading' or Leeds' festivity.