Saint Valentine's Day A day of romance just one day ? what's that all about Valentinus oh he who fought for love and died for love but who cares about that it's not even February yet and already people are a little crazier than usual thereβs the ones going on and on about not having a date true it does seem criminal to be single on this day But let's keep things gay
oh and then there's the boyfriends or crushes who bring flowers chocolates and maybe even one of those stuffed animals holding a big red stuffed heart that has I heart the letter U on it then they'll lean in for the kiss and that's how it'll all start In her head she'll be going "My mind's telling me no , but my body , my body's telling me yes" and just like that you'll be set because she'll be getting a little _ _ _ down there and you'll get your Valentine's day *** ew rated x hopefully it's *** with love hold up What is up ? Oh besides that of course (look down) Get yourself a ****** and enough about that
Can't we love everyday even if it isn't easy to say I love you throw in a sweetheart here and an oh honey there And the simple things your matching rings and what they mean the catching of the other's eyes across the table the accidental brushing of bodies and you'll be blushing oh lordy looking up only to see them smiling
What a perfect picture isn't that what we all want Even for those who have date after date with loneliness There may be love There must be love three hundred and sixty-four other days So much for Valentine's Day
Originally performed ; line from R.Kelly's Bump N' Grind sung