1. The first time your grandmother cries and says you died along with your grandfather, smile. You never liked her much anyways, so being dead to her- while not ideal- isn't the worst way to go. 2. Remember that time you went shopping for your first pair of cargo shorts and the same grandmother was RIGHT QUICK to point out to the cashier that you are very much a girl all soft curves and short limbs and regrets and quiet voices and you gotta try not to smack her. 3. Remember when a Wal Mart worker said, "Good morning, Sir" and again, that same grandmother was right quick to point out that I was very much a lady, that I was petite and passive and everything she wanted me to be 4. Just... Hide it. Because while they may say they're okay with it you still see the sideways glances and the glares, and the stares, and the cries of, "How the hell do you expect to be a boy if you're wearing that skirt!" 5. Try your best to explain it to every person that you'll ever bring home to meet this family. Say... "Sometimes, I kind of feel a little bit like a boy." Underplay it. Severely. Don't tell them that some days you wake up crying and clutching at your chest wishing it was gone that some days death sounds more preferable than living in this body Don't tell them that it's way deeper than "sometimes" and "kind of" that it's a constant nagging fear 6. Sit down at Christmas dinners in a dress. Be aware that you're only making things harder on yourself. 6. Sit down at Christmas dinners in a suit and tie. Be aware that you're only making things harder on yourself. 7. Their insistence that they can't even try to call you their nephew, or their grandson, cause it would be too ******* them 8. My transition is too ******* them 5. I wake up some mornings willing to do anything I can to switch bodies with my best friend: a trans woman who hates her body as much as I hate mine that's something we have in common. I'd give anything to have her body, she'd give anything to have mine 9. Recognise that your family isn't gonna understand. 10. Deal with it the only way you know how: every self-destructive tendency you've clung to all these years quickly becoming your other best friends 6. Realise that feeling this way is making things harder on you. 11. Realise that it's okay to break up with your regrets and though they'll cling to your shirt and drop to their knees and beg beg beg beg for you back Do not take them back. 12. Realise that you are so much more. That you... Are valid, despite everyone who calls you the name of a person you don't even recognise anymore realise that you are valid despite everyone who says you're not cause when you think you're not, when you're pressing yourself into mattresses and obsessively working out and holding back tears looking at all the clothes you wish you could look good in, that's.... well, that's when you need it most. 0. Let go of the fact that your family calls you the name of a person you don't recognise anymore because one day, you're gonna show up for Christmas dinner and they're not gonna recognise you. And that's one of the most comforting feelings in the world.