Every guy has a ***** ball smell,
a putrid essence
that takes a lifting of the sac,
and a not to thorough examination,
to detect.

I detected mine
while working out,
I was on the treadmill
going 7.5 miles an hour,
when I smelled
sour milk.

Ball maintenance
is very important.

I spent about five minutes
down there
with a judicious wash cloth.