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Feb 2010
Will I go INSANE,
If I try yet AGAIN,
  as England FAIL,
  with batting FRAIL,
I just hate Dale STEYN.

Dale bowled ever so well,
I wish he'd go to hell,
  I want to punch his face,
  but we are the disgrace,
It's left me with a bad smell.
............
On request by Sarah Canterbury, at the end of day 1 (of the 4th test).  Well, the request was for a summary, sadly I dwelt only on one thing.  Sorry, person.  No, thing.  Dale Steyn got the better of my temper that day.

(Q) Who is the most boring Scandinavian cricketer?
(A) Stale Dane.
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