That chap we'd all forgotten You know, with temper rotten Full of fire and flair Masses of curly hair It's furious Ryan Sidebottom.
Graeme Smith is great If you want someone to hate There was a nick the lying ***** His presense again does grate
That man has no **** SKILL And him I'd like to **** His ears not SHARPER ****** Darly HARPER I know I need a PILL
............. I was unhappy with England and Daryl Harper was kind enough to give an extra target at which to vent my spleen. Also, I realised I had better "do" Sidebottom as he wasn't in my initial Upbeat XI.