That chap we'd all forgotten
You know, with temper rotten
Full of fire and flair
Masses of curly hair
It's furious Ryan Sidebottom.
Graeme Smith is great
If you want someone to hate
There was a nick
the lying *****
His presense again does grate
That man has no **** SKILL
And him I'd like to ****
His ears not SHARPER
Bloody Darly HARPER
I know I need a PILL