I met a woman
On the internet
Just the other day

I knew we would
Just be friends

And that is okay

She has a bf
And lives
Thousands of miles
Away

She said some
Sweet things to me

In the middle of the night
But it is better to
Pretend that
That never happened
Alright?

No female friend
Near me
And nobody cares

I'm alone on this planet
So there

All alone
Nobody cares