I blew a girl once,
blew her so hard
she tapped me on the shoulder.

She shook her head,
and I ended up
jerking off
when she fell asleep.

I thought I was a force of nature,
but all that screaming
was her.

My ego was low,
so I woke her up
and told her she had to go,
she didn't want to,
so I started railing
on her religion,
that got her so riled up.

Them clothes flew on her
like God was promising salvation
if she just got in them jeans,
and I was asleep
by the time
she slammed the front door.