i actually think that i'd rather have not
experienced woman...
i don't mind a toothache,
or any other minor or major pain...
i wish i'd done what the other bachelors
of science (chemists) had done
and kept it true... it's such a shame
i did... i bemoan having experienced
woman or as once mentioned "truth"...
what a shame i didn't do averse;
i gave up the virginity of my soul
to the body - i am sure there was a self-sacrifice
on the cards, but given ant-topia
that hardly mattered with utopia anyways...
it was like drinking custard when all
that was required was a smooch -
i really wish i never experienced woman...
just so i could get my soul back,
i never wish i had,
given the opposite effect on men who succumb to
less wording and more killing, that they are
serial killers, and we are carboot salesmen
by comparison -
i wished more for asexual timing than
androgynous contemplations -
indeed, locked up in a cupboard overladen
with dust... better than this joke
and waiting for your parents to become immobile
with you paralysed as to what to do about it...
get a job? it's too late for that; thanks for that!