I have a mother
That I can't stand
And probably can't stand me
I have a father
Who gives me what I want
But not what I need
I have a brother
Who exiled himself
And won't talk to me
I have another brother
Who hears what I say
But doesn't want to listen
I have friends
Who are always around
But never really there
With all these things
How can I not be spoiled?