I frequenly bad mouth you weather you're there or not
I call you all sorts of mean things
I tell you I hate you and to go to hell
I get you so upset at me all the time
I yell rant and rave about how bad you are
I don't mean any of it, really
I know you know that
I also know that the moment anyone says 1/10 of that
I'll say:
"Only I can yell at them!"
"Only I can call them stupid!"
"Only I can make them upset!"
"Only I can..."
And if anyone ever ask why "Only I can..."
I'll say:
"Because only I can call them best friend"