I've heard a choo choo like sound before
But there aren't no ferries or trains for miles
The monster under my bed has said
Its not a choo, but a chew instead
To befriend such a thing I wonder
Only the devil can be the cause

I whisper a prayer and suddenly pause
I thought I heard a little noise
Something crept behind my toys
I peep through my squinted eyes
For a moment see a dark shadow pose
Behind the curtain with a red nose
Oh Crusty man I've done my chores
Please let me be and haunt other boys.
I say in plight to save my skin

The sound of death and sadness looms
engulfs my room and all within
I pass out as I cannot breath
To wake up early morning soaked in red
The dog had made a mess all night
Stealthily assaulted me alright
Paint all over my bed and tights.
Yes I've always known
clowns are not that bright