Remember our high school finals- the proctors, attentive, alert. They roamed the aisles like policemen; on the lookout for cheaters and flirts.
I was an enigma to them; in some classes, first honors, hands down. In others I ranked near the bottom; acting, you’d say, the class clown.
I mention those long ago days as I’m facing a final of sorts. I’ve taken the medical tests- Now I wait in my robe and my shorts.
This new proctor gives me the creeps with his scythe and his hooded black gown, but he’s sure to command my attention when he tells me to put my pen down