i have the slapstick humour covered
(pound of pineapple pie
smeared into your face
walking with your shoelaces
tied to one another for a landslide
dance - timber! or... stilettos!);
you just cover
the canned laughter, **** humour;
satire, necessary politics,
turkey feeding gag and ***** to sit there
on a suburban sofa completely petrified,
completely shut up...
see any good horror movies these days?
i have... too many to even scream to,
horror best kept silent.