I was walking down the street When the blood rushed to my meat I was caught by surprise As it began to rise I tried to hide it in my waistband But I didn't want to use my hand I snuck away to quickly toss one out And then I saw her face, struck with doubt She watched as I blew my manly load She ran as my fluids flowed But my eurethra strained And the juiced rained She was soaked with the ******* It was a story of fate