parties on fridays are the best kinds because of the knowledge that sits in the back of your brain, a used lunch tray, that you were at school hours before, and now you're here, warm bodies and hot ***** down your throat making you feel at home. parties on saturday are the best kind because in the morning, you can sit in church and relive every moment in between psalms. hymns will come out of your mouth, but really you're thinking how did i survive that? sunday parties are the best parties, because everyone has this mutual feeling, of living before the apocalypse, knowing that tomorrow you will see them in the hall and have a bruise named after them.