These are the things
That make a "great guy"

According to the resident taxpayer
He is usually rich
Is a professional athlete
Has a hot wife

And does charity work

All these things make him "great"

I think that's kind of stupid

I think some guy in Malaysia
Who works the land for
His family
Is greater

What did a professional athlete
Ever do
Except get payed
A ton of money

For playing a game?

And so what
He gave to a charity

He should if he is a
Multi-millionaire

All this talk about greatness

He's no greater

Than the Muslim woman
Who faces discrimination
And raises her family

No greater