Breaking glasses, Smashing plates, Spilling hot food across the carpet, Chilled white wine, splashing on the tabletop, The chef shouts and holds a knife, The women and her children, Seeking a hiding place Under dinner tables and tablecloths, The sounds of his screams are Glossed by the smooth jazz through the walls, His rag-time tantrum, He was done taking orders And all he got Was a wine bottle On the back of the head.