woke up this morning feeling excellent picked up the telephone dialed the number of my equal opportunity employer to inform him I will not be into work today “Are you feeling sick?” the boss asked me “No Sir” I replied I am feeling too good to report to work today, if I feel sick tomorrow I will come in early”
by Pedro Juan Pietri
This is NOT my poem; I have been carrying it around for ever as the number of pinholes will attest.