Johnny can't join his daddy has no car Michael can't join they don't like his shoes Ahmed can't join he has a funny name Bobby can't join supports the wrong team
"What's going on?" bellows the red-faced teacher "You can't treat each other like this! "Have you ever been excluded? "Yes? "And how "did it make you feel?"
He ushers them in, muttering though somewhat gratified by the shame in their eyes
Then herds them through to assembly where the guest of honour is the minister who proceeds to explain to the obediently seated rows that if they don't see things his way they will be eternally, terrifyingly and agonisingly excluded from the great big party in the sky
And the teacher hangs his head in baffled complicity, defeated.